one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
(Source: ebeanezerscrooge, via dont-feed-the-moffat)
You don’t need another human being to make your life complete, but let’s be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn’t see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world.
-Emery Allen (via entheogenicmushroomomens)
(Source: psych-facts, via sleeplessnightstupidfights)
Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee.
-John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via perfect)
(Source: ridingsidesaddle, via perfect)